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Sammie's avatar

I am a woman, sitting on the toilet, wearing a black bathrobe.

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Peter R. Quiñones's avatar

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Brandon Walsh's avatar

I would prefer the "german cat" over "my preferred pronouns" any day. We're more totalitarian and retarded than any civilization ever. Give me Sulla or let Putler and Pooh take us or even the fuckin Taliban, but please never let me see pronouns in a fucking email signature again.

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Everyman's avatar

If these be our enemies...

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Karen Keener's avatar

Did anyone ask the suit if it identifies as blue? It looks more periwinkle to me. Maybe it's just identifying as blue today.

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Trashcan Jack's avatar

I’m ready for Matt Walsh’s next movie What is a Suit?

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Trashcan Jack's avatar

When the enemies are this retarded it’s almost astounding we haven’t won already. One day we will.

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Timothy Kelly's avatar

How can we not win? You've gotta giver her credit, though. At least she got her pronouns right.

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