I'm Gonna Start Carrying One Of My...
… more ornate silver pieces in my pocket. When I go into a mask-only store maybe pulling it out and telling them it’s MY talisman and I know it works because I haven’t caught the “spicy cold” will fry their brain enough that they may come out of their spell.
Worth a shot!
My new favorite troll is when I see my neighbors walking by themselves masked up is to open my door and yell "THANK YOU! and wave. Because...you know... they're wearing it for me...